"Our life is a series of moments. Each one a journey to the end. Let them go. Let them all go."

Name's 'Mona. I'm from the land of cheese and tulips.
Pansexual Pagan and Professional Procrastinator. Lucky Merc and demon hunter, all wrapped up in a slick little coat of sass and snark.

❒ taken
❒ single
✔ Faora Hu-Ul.

I'm a lover of all things Marvel, Hack/Slash, Supernatural, Hannibal, OUAT, TVD, Doctor Who, The Hunger Games, Firefly, Lost, The Mentalist, Spartacus and more.

LARPer, cosplayer, singer, martial artist, firebreather, rambling madwoman.
Wait, don't kill him!
I need to insult him first.

loki-the-god-of-sarcasm:

missespeon:

sixstrategos:

sixstrategos:

sixstrategos:

this is what is going on in scotland right now.

dont ignore this.

there is NO coverage of the rioting on the news which is why its so important that you dont ignore this. 

please stay safe if you live in scotland. 

my partner actually went to the yes rally in george square a couple days ago and said the no guys were indeed doing nazi salutes

The unionists have set fire to the building housing The Herald. 

A 15 year old boy is dead. 

The riots continue. 

My friends have been trying to get out of Glasgow and have been attacked. 

Your voter status doesn’t matter to these people, they will attack for no reason. 

Gay SNP councillor Austin Sheridan has been subjected to an unprovoked attack simply because he is a gay man who voted yes.

Homes have been broken into.

There are riots on the streets even outside of Glasgow.

The BNP, UKIP, Britain First and The Orange Lodge are attacking peaceful protestors with flares.

LGBT people are being singled out by the above groups. 

DON’T LET THIS ABHORRENT SITUATION CONTINUE. 

DO NOT LET THIS BE HIDDEN.

PLEASE, DO WHAT YOU CAN. 

MY CITY AND COUNTRY IS UTTER CHAOS. 

I am just trying to stay safe, for now.

A Guide to Terminology as used by Western Males of the Species

thescienceofjohnlock:

societyghost:

Prude - a woman who won’t fuck you

Dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis

Slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you

Tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you

Feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff

Bitch - a woman who treats you the same as you treat women

birdghost:

irl-spain:

sentimentalslut:

people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways

'eat something'

'buckle up'

'get some sleep'

'here have my fries'

'Im gonna draw you something'

shit I forgot to make more business cards for lfcc and with all the costumes I’m working on I’m not sure if I’ll have the time to do so argh I hate that

people who nod and say yes a lot, sometimes halfway through your sentences, really annoy me bc nine times out if ten they’re not listening to what you’re saying but trying to convince you they are

don’t mhmm-hmm me when I’m trying to tell a heartfelt story ok

datgambette:

Who wants to take a guess as to what I’ll be making with this? :D

myrattesticle:

Okay so this is very important

myrattesticle:

Okay so this is very important

evannaleraven-elf:

An elf walks into a bar,
A hobbit laughs and walks under it.

tags → #ehehehe 

(Source: justbeingnamaste)